today was fun. few doobies in the garage
See that shit? That’s a keyhole in a German Castle, the Baron or some shit who used to live there in like the 1700’s had that V of metal made to help him get the key in the keyhole when he was coming home wasted - true story
A feminist and an anti-feminist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a drink together because they’re adults who don’t let personal views effect their decisions on who they should or should not associate with.
can’t wait to go willingly spend my time with people who hold toxic views and treat me and my friends like garbage so that someone online thinks i’m an adult
can’t wait to shun everyone who disagrees with me and stick belligerently to my views to the point where it gets in the way of fucking real life
Anonymous said: What do you regret most? And you wrote about being a dickhead with weed posts and stuff but like, what's changed?
You’re missing the point. I said my old posts were cringey and embarrasing and they are, but I’m keeping them because they’re my memories and this is my blog. Likewise with any new weed posts, I put them up here to remember fun times with my friends. I used to be a dickhead, it’s true. Fuck, I’m not saying I’m not a dickhead right now. I do have tons of regrets about the past, but I don’t really feel like sharing with you. Do you blame me?
Anonymous said: why the fuck would you post all this shit about reading when you don't even like reading? -someone who knows you (don't tell me I don't know you, you just like to pretend you like to read and that's offensive to books)
I don’t read as much as I’d like to and I know that, but I’m telling you the truth, the books I have read and liked have made more of an impact on me than the films and games and other forms of fiction that I also like. It’s unfair to say I’m being offensive to books when that’s not my intention at all. If you’re such a real book fan let’s have a proper chat about books, maybe you help me become more of a reader.
Cardiff Heights Round 2: Satan’s Cabbage
- “I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too...”
- How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:*Man walks into a store and finds employee*Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!... ...
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF...