Cardiff Heights Round 2: Satan’s Cabbage
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
"IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, YOU WILL FALL FOR ANYTHING." - MALCOM X.
- How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:*Man walks into a store and finds employee*Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!... ...
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF...